OK, so there's this twittish rule regarding, of all things, the fucking keys to the bathroom. The key can't just be handed to anybody who graces the library with their presence. Nooooooo, whoever walks in and asks to use the toilet has to be questioned as to their intentions regarding their imminent use of the library. So you plan to just pee and not read? Well screw you mister, you just have to walk around to the other end of the building and use the public facilities there. Newsflash to the assholes who came up with this rule: IT'S BATSHIT CRAZY, as is the rule that the key can't be left for a nanosecond on the counter, lest someone takes the key and *gasp* uses the facilities.
And another thing. Strange as this sounds, I didn't get a Masters degree in Library Science so I could be a fucking bathroom key attendant.
And while I'm at it: those fucking keys are disgusting. We all know that a lot of people don't wash their hands after they've taken care of business and so when I have to handle one of those keys what's going through my mind is: "This key probably has shit, pee and genital juice all over it. Thanks so much."
